Starbucks Introduces a New Line of ‘Healthier’ Breakfast Foods

The plastic tray includes a hard-boiled egg, some apple slices, a tiny sprig of grapes, two squares of white cheddar, a mini wheat bagel, and a squeezable ketchuplike packet of peanut butter. If you fetish over mini things that get stuffed into a hot-dog-size home, this is all you. While the hard-boiled egg was bland—and served cold, instead of the warm, like Mama fed you—it’s not green! So that’s always good.

Pretty chewy, and it has both fruit and nuts. Mission accomplished. It’s kind of beautiful too with those big seeds that birds eat and the chewy, bright orange gems found in fruit cakes. Not bad taste-wise, but basically just a fancy granola bar.

Muffins are very hard to criticize. They are happy creatures, even if just a euphemism for greasy, carby pockets of cake. Like most muffins, only the top hump here is worth your time. It contains all the moisture, some apple flecks, and oats. Even if they’re just for decoration, oats are just so lovable. The bottom stump is dried blah.
280 calories
A star-shaped muffin-like base with a top layer of berries and dried oats. Who cares what it tastes like; it’s star-shaped! And gets the fancy Italian word for star in the title. Stella actually isn’t new; she’s been around the Starbucks block before. This was my favorite of the “sweet things” category. Okay, I am just a sucker for twinkly star-shaped pastries.